In a shocking display of frenzy, members of the illegally invading army called The Caravan rushed the Mexican-American border this week while sacrificing young children as protection. Knowing that the US Armed Forces were prepared to engage the criminal intruders, men and women alike shielded themselves with children of all ages in an attempt to discourage the soldiers from firing upon them.

The poor children were put in harm’s way by the acts of these crazed drug runners and infidels, and by all accounts, many of these children were kidnapped on the northward voyage of The Caravan. Starved, endangered, and afraid, the children were happy to be removed to the comforts of the tent cities where hundreds of other children await reunification with their families. 

President Donald Trump personally telephoned the leader of the tent city closest to the latest skirmish to congratulate her on the success of the interchange between The Caravan and the armed forces. Thanks to President Trump’s great direction, the Tent Cite leader was able to minimize the distrust of the young guests and make them feel welcome and at home. 

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Hugh Parsons is a retired brick layer / mason and has had it with all the liberal garbage out there! He hates fact-checkers that tend to ruin the party he brings. His stories fit the far-right narrative so well that you may have to ask, is this really good or even real at all?

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