Embattled, former Secretary of State Rocks, I mean, Rex Tillerson has placed himself at Lehigh Hanson quarry in his home state of Texas to be with his kind.
Previously surrounded by individuals of high acumen and motivation Rocks has been forced literally into the ground like an actual stick in the mud.
In a statement made by Tillerson’s new aid, Dusty, Rex’s address will be between a rock and a hard place, town of bedrock, Texas. A likely story. I bet he’s just a stones throw from the local RNC.
France’s leader, Magnon, sent a message to Rex to console him, but it was too little too late. Especially since Magnon sent it from his panic room somewhere from Paris.
The now haggard and salty Rex will spend his remaining days spelunking in his new crib at the quarry.
Godspeed, Rocks – I mean – Rex.