1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn; infidelity
  2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
  3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances. Slavery of women
  4. White Christmas: Racist, so very racist. 
  5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker; possi pedophilia
  6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you to be of good cheer? Making light of mental illness; forced to hide depression. 
  7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
  8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: gender-specific gifts, no gender-neutral gifts! Dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols for Barney and Ben – (a two-fer: promoting guns and passing bigotry)
  9. Santa Baby: Objectifies women, blackmails women.
  10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist. why not a snow woman?
  11. Do You Hear What I Hear: Blatant disregard for the hearing impaired, making cheeky remarks is terrible!
  12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
  13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
  14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
  15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married. Forced marriage. Circus clowns will give kids nightmares. Knocking down snowmen glorifies violence. Frolicking and playing the Eskimo way is cultural appropriation.
  16. Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer: Come on the name says it all! Reckless driving, attempted murder, elder abuse, disrespect.


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Hugh Parsons is a retired brick layer / mason and has had it with all the liberal garbage out there! He hates fact-checkers that tend to ruin the party he brings. His stories fit the far-right narrative so well that you may have to ask, is this really good or even real at all?

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