- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn; infidelity
- The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation
- Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances. Slavery of women
- White Christmas: Racist, so very racist.
- Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker; possi pedophilia
- Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you to be of good cheer? Making light of mental illness; forced to hide depression.
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying
- It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: gender-specific gifts, no gender-neutral gifts! Dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols for Barney and Ben – (a two-fer: promoting guns and passing bigotry)
- Santa Baby: Objectifies women, blackmails women.
- Frosty the Snowman: Sexist. why not a snow woman?
- Do You Hear What I Hear: Blatant disregard for the hearing impaired, making cheeky remarks is terrible!
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow
- Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse
- Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
- Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married. Forced marriage. Circus clowns will give kids nightmares. Knocking down snowmen glorifies violence. Frolicking and playing the Eskimo way is cultural appropriation.
- Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer: Come on the name says it all! Reckless driving, attempted murder, elder abuse, disrespect.
