Longtime resident, family man, and devout Christian Clark W. Griswold Jr. has been brought to justice for several complaints from his less-than-Christian neighbors for his blinding, yet dazzling light display.
It’s just not fair. It’s not right that I can’t celebrate Christmas the way I want to. Disturbing the peace!? The Chesters’ are probably behind this. What do they care? They don’t even have kids!Mr. Griswold suspects Todd and Margo are to blame for this fine.
Clark was noticeably furious when deputies arrived to issue the fine. The cops got a bit rough with Clark as he brow-beat them with his witty, almost charming dead-pan insults. After all, it wasn’t the first time Clark was in trouble with the local law enforcement. He knew these guys!
His brother Eddie had just emptied his RV into the local storm water sewer, a serious crime in the area. It had been releasing toxic fumes and caused a major explosion.
You never know what to expect in this small suburban town. It’s just a crazy house full of cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dick-less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit people!