As if they weren’t already bad enough, the group AntiFa has issued a statement to the “capitalist pigs” [their words] Pillsbury, Dreamworks and Mattel. The beloved and witty character we all know and love, the Ginger Bread MAN, could identify as a woman and should be allowed to if he owishes.

AntiFa Leader Emily Nauert [aka Emily Rose aka Emily Marshall aka Louise Rosealma aka Venus Rosales aka Moldylocks]

Woman of gingerbread origin should no longer be on the sidelines in the stories we grew up with! The gross neglect of female representation only solidifies the outrageous male-dominated, testosterone-laden, patriarchy that exists. I assure you, things have changed!

AntiFa Leader Emily Nauert [aka Emily Rose aka Emily Marshall aka Louise Rosealma aka Venus Rosales aka Moldylocks]

The Anti-Fascists, or AntiFa, statement has the support of the European and American Communist Parties. It has also begun to pick up steam in some southern states as well. Mostly from the Mississippi feminist movement.

Here at the So Right it Hurts Office we made some calls. Pillsbury laughed at us – a lot, Dreamworks lone, sad receptionist said everyone else was on a company fishing trip, and Mattel just toyed with us until we had enough. None of them thought much of AntiFa’s statement, or really knew anything about it.

We feverishly tried to find out more from AntiFa leaders about this request to negate imposed gender bias for gingerbread cookies but we were unsuccessful.

During the protest for ginger bread equality the aforementioned quoted AntiFa leader was clocked for her beliefs. Warning the video is a guy punching a girl in the face!

If you can handle it, click here » Taking one for Gingerbread women

As you can see, the alt-right doesn’t take kindly to compelled thought from socialists!

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Hugh Parsons is a retired brick layer / mason and has had it with all the liberal garbage out there! He hates fact-checkers that tend to ruin the party he brings. His stories fit the far-right narrative so well that you may have to ask, is this really good or even real at all?

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