We all knew that the liberal media and the confounded, contrary, budget blocking Democrats were out to get our tax dollars.
It appears that Old Saint Nick isn’t a big fan of high taxes and social benefits. How do we know this? Each and every Liberal influencer got coal in their stockings. This wasn’t the clean burning kind either.
I gave to the needy all year round! Sure it was at the detriment of wealthy CEOs But coal!? Seriously!?Independent Senator Bernie Sanders
Unfortunately the Democrats used all that coal to create a massive dumpster fire behind congress. This set off a whole chain of events including President Trump requesting the presence of the Easter Bunny to ensure Democrats won’t get raw eggs instead of Cadbury eggs. Republicans have enough egg on their face right now; there’s no need to give the Libs more ammunition!