President Donald Trump announced on Twitter that after “a long and very good call with President Xi of China,” they have come to a New Deal. This deal, as it stands, is “very comprehensive and covers a multitude of areas” including a wall on the southern border of Texas. Xi told President Trump that due to his desire for US money to be spent in China, he will provide laborers to build the wall.
Additionally, as the US has lost 5% of the labor force from illegal immigrants and farm workers, President Xi has agreed to ship 5 million Chinese workers to take up the positions left vacant by the Mexicans and other illegals. The Chinese workers, primarily children, will be living and working on the farms and will require the construction of labor camps for housing.
The workers will receive fresh clothes and rice daily, and a weekly stipend of $18 to be sent back to China. Xi negotiated that 10% of each worker’s pay will be returned to the Chinese government and applied towards the debt that the US currently owes in Chinese held loans.
Policy experts in foreign affairs and international expertise are applauding the agreement between Trump and Xi as a genius way to lower the US national debt. The Chinese laborers will eliminate the $7 billion US debt within 10 years of working 6 days a week. This both increases the profits of CEO’s and corporations as well as aids China with population control.
Xi also agreed to provide an additional labor force of 25,000 to build the remaining portion of the wall. The US is experiencing a construction labor shortage and China has expertise with wall building, making a perfect partnership. Xi has offered to send engineering consultants to review the wall construction plans drafted by the Army Corp of Engineers for a nominal fee of $1.2 million. Trump is currently considering the last offer and is reportedly seeking the opinions of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner who were also involved in the talks.
President Trump will be meeting with Democrats on January 3, 2019, to finalize the terms the US is willing to offer in the agreement, but Trump has reportedly said that if the Democrats continue with the Presidential Harassment that he will be seeking a Protection From Harassment order and will then be left to make all such decisions himself.
God speed, Mr President, you Make America Great.