Schools within New Jersey will need to replace all ham, pork, and bacon with other protein options such as tofu, halal meats, or bean and vegetable options so that all school children can feel "safe" with their food choices.
You asked for it. A list of all you're favorite songs — ruined by snarkflakes.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying for hours or even days.
American lives are far more precious than non-American lives. Especially if Mexicans think they can avoid the might of our weaponry by pushing women and children in front.
Woman of gingerbread origin should no longer be on the sidelines in the stories we grew up with!